May 2012
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Conversations with Emilie
shia labeouf to cannibalism to pirates to soda/pop to shopping carts
our convos are the WEIRDEST combination of topics and i love it
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NOOOOO.
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: HGTV drinking games would FUCK YOU UP. →
letsget-weird:
sweetbabybucky:
drink whenever someone notes the crown molding
drink whenever someone talks about a room being good for “entertaining”
drink whenever a gay couple makes a joke about closet space
drink whenever someone asks, “this is the master bedroom?” with clear…
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
scorssese:
i’m glad leo is playing gatsby
he never achieved the american dream the same way leo is never going to win the oscar
“We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail...”
– John F. Kennedy (via allbrightandbeautiful)
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Checking the hourly weather in London and they use military time and celsius for the temperture and I’m just like
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Not only did a score a cute tankini and some badass mint green skinny jeans at Target today I also got $20 silver flats for $11 and 2 pairs of $30 shorts for $23, plus 20% off my total order and free shipping from AE.
Success!
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WHY CAN’T I FIND A CUTE TANKINI 99% OF THEM ARE SO UGLY >:(
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via barackobama)
